Search Me Wednesdayon January 9th, 2013 at 8:32 am
(I just realized that this is my 200th post and I didn’t even do anything special for it. Oh well. Enjoy as usual. Or snark as usual. Or…you know what, you do what you do.)
When I first started my blog I was sort of bummed that I didn’t get a lot of search requests. Not because I wanted my blog to be read by a ton of people (that’s a scary thought), but because I really enjoy when bloggers mention what funny or random search terms lead people to their website.
And I finally have a plethora to choose from.
Nah, I won’t keep you waiting. I’ll tell you what poor souls are searching for when they end up finding me instead.
never eat with the people you didn’t starve with
I have absolutely no idea what this means. I also wish it didn’t just list the search term used to find my blog. I want to know which one of my blogs this led to! And I wish it would tell me what the heck this phrase even means.
I couldn’t agree more. And I know which blog you found with this one. Although why one would search for these two words confuses me. But if you were looking for someone who shares your opinion, I’m right here!
pros and cons of living alone
I wrote one blog about this and ever since then this phrase has led a ton of people to it. Sorry if you were looking for some actual pros and cons and not my funny rendition instead.
how dare you eat the pb
Because I happen to like peanut butter? And while almond butter is delicious, my stomach doesn’t approve? Get off my back!
how does it feel for girls to ride a bike nude
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never done it. And considering I find bike riding uncomfortable in general, I don’t think I’ll be trying it anytime soon.
photos of spectators watching the naked bike rides
Whoops. I was one of those spectators. But I didn’t take any pictures of myself while there! Others might have been taken, but not of me!
journey girls dolls ice skating
body what would happen if you live off fruit
Probably be really hungry and protein-deficient?
crumby gluten cakes why
Because having to be gluten-free sucks. Sad, but true.
what is chemical change shake
I don’t know, and I don’t think I want to know.
burned cookies in microwave is the smoke harmful
If so…I’m screwed. I’m way too good at ruining recipes.
pieces zombie cereal
Um, what? No seriously, what? Have I ever talked about zombies before?
Okay, I’m totally confused now.
I’m going to sit here and be confused for awhile.
Does anyone else get funny or just plain random search results?